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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Hey look: An update!

No, we're not dead. This semester has been kicking everyone's ass lately which is why you haven't seen an update here recently. However, we have some really cool stuff in the works, both for this blog and events in meatspace. So stay tuned.

And now for something completely different:

If you haven't seen this film or don't know who Banksy is, you're really missing out and you should use the power of the internet to educate yourself. Oh, wait. You're already doing that.

Who is Banksy? Well, Banksy is this guy:

He's that graffiti street/performance artist who held an art show featuring a live elephant; hung his own artwork in a number of art museums; tagged the wall in the West Bank, you know, that wall, among other things. We're big fans of Banksy here at URF, considdering his skill at subverting and disrupting normal reality. He does some cool shit. He even made a movie.

(SPOILER ALERT! WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE ALREADY!)

But the movie isn't about Banksy. It's about this guy, Thierry Guetta:

Take note, hipsters. Oh, wait, let me give you a better shot of his "ironic" facial hair configuration:
Yeah. That's right. Mutton chops. Mutton. Chops. (!) The word on the street is that these will soon be required for acceptance into Top-Notch Liberal Art Schools (tm), such as Bard College. At the very least, you'll all be looking like this in a few years, so get used to it. But what does this guy actually do? Well, when the film opens, he's "employed" ripping people off so they can think they look cool selling vintage clothing in L.A. What else? As if we're not convinced enough by the mutton chops to believe this guy is a little bit unhinged and full of himself, we're told that he has this odd habit of filming everything. Everything. So, when he just happens to be blasted into the street art scene by way of Invader and Sheppard Fairey ("What, no hyperlink?" you ask? Fine. Fine. Here's your hyperlink.), we, as well as the street artists our oh-so-hip protagonist meets, don't really question him filming everything. Even the ultra-reclusive Banksy, apparently persuaded by the mysterious power of mutton chops, allows himself to be filmed. But it's all ok because, as Thierry tells everyone, he's a filmmaker; he's making a documentary about street art.

Except of course, he's not. He has boxes upon boxes upon boxes of tapes, most of them unlabelled, all of them unwatched. It takes a nudge from Banksy for him to actually put some footage together into this epic street art documentary that Thierry had been talking about for so long. So Thierry makes a film called "Life Remote Control" and shows it to Banksy. And it's total shit. Un-watch-able. The kind of thing that makes moderation projects rejected by the film department at Bard College look like they could have a shot of winning "Best Picture" at the Oscars. Hipsters interested in being "filmmakers": This is how low they've set the bar for you. So Banksy, seeing a few snippets of actually good footage in the mess, takes the film from Thierry, explains that it'll clean up in editing, and tells him to go back to LA, maybe do some art (Thierry has been dabbling in street art while filming Banksy, et al.).

So is Thierry Guetta a filmmaker? As Banksy puts it: "Maybe Thierry wasn't actually a filmmaker; he was maybe just someone with mental problems who happened to have a camera."

Banksy decides to take the project, which is how we've come to be watching the film in the first place. Thierry, meanwhile, has fashioned himself a street artist alter-ego by the name of Mr. Brainwash, complete with production team to roll out his "art" on a commercial scale. On the subject of that "art", it's part Warhol, part Banksy, and part Sheppard Fairey, and wholly unoriginal. But, as his first show "Life is Beautiful" demonstrates, although he does virtually none of the actual creative work, and though his style is completely stolen from other artists, Thierry Guetta can sell a painting. Indeed, his work is highly commercially successful, much to the confusion and amusement of Banksy, Fairey, et al.

That's the story we're given. But consider this: Mr. Brainwash, and perhaps the entire character of Thierry Guetta as well, is a creation of Banksy's, in a move to pull an elaborate self-referential prank on the art world by creating an artist out of nothing, but who produces work that the art world cannot help but love, even though/especially because it has no meaning except the commercialisation of art. This would not be the first time that Banksy has made a statement like this, since after his work began fetching high prices at auctions, he put on the front page of his website an image of a crowd bidding on a painting that said "I Can't Believe You Morons Actually Buy This Shit." Of course, this reading of the film only adds to its meta-weirdness.

Go see it. Go make art.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

URF Youtube channel--concerts and art projects for readers!

Hi all. First--everyone come to Rocky in Weis tomorrow (friday) at midnight, ya hear?

Second, I am now publicizing the URF Youtube account. It will serve two functions. The first is an extension of our general principle, which is helping YOU guys (Bard people of all sorts) use new media to make art. Log on and send us your videos, existing or new, animated or live, serious or silly, ten minutes or ten seconds. We're openly inviting you to contribute to a digital exhibition--make it private and share with other URF readers, or make it public and share it with everyone.

Log on with:
Username: URFreader
Password: VillageJ

Our goal is to make art. Though we will not be censors and provide specific rules and guidelines regarding acceptable content, please use your judgment and respect and don't just post stuff for the purpose of being offensive.


Second purpose: Perks for reading us! I've uploaded two videos to the account as an exclusive for URF readers, and I'll be uploading more periodically; you're essentially subscribing. The current two are boots from two different acts of a super-cool concert. (I'll be checking periodically to make sure no one sets them to public, but the first twenty-five people to send themselves the invite are welcome to it!) Currently I've put up Andrew B1rd's Beatles cover and a Low Anthem/Swell Seas0n collaboration (leetspeaking a little to make it less google-able). I have better ones on the way.

Go nuts! See you tomorrow at Rocky!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Contemporaneous tomorrow!

8pm in the chapel for a fantastic program of new music by living breathing working composers. Among many other wonderful composers, there will be Phillip Glass and the world premiere of my favorite piece of Dylan's, "Lighthouse," an amplified string quartet. You won't want to miss it.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Connection: Fictionpress

Since Bard URF has so many writers, we now have a collective Fictionpress account to publish in-progress or completed works. Short stories, poetry and even novels will wander online from time to time, with updates being posted here on the blog!

Check out the first story, a novel called Runaway Sky, that is being serialized for us to completion by S.B. Sorajo >>> Click Here

All stories allow anonymous comments, so go ahead and make your mark!

Otherwise, if you want to get your work up and online, just poke me at jn8828@bard.edu and we will do so ASAP.

Jono

Monday, September 20, 2010

Connection: AndJono

Hey guys, I will be taking and posting videos of our crazy shenanigans on the AndJono YouTube channel, as well as the BardURF dedicated YouTube account. The videos on the BardURF channel will all be more focused on recapping or showing original work, while my channel will be just the flight of fancy maybe has a point stuff that I don't quite plan, but do make.

One video is already up: URF and Jono Get Acquainted, so go look at it! >> URF is for YOU

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Unionized Chaos 9/18

Yup--we had a great time. Here are some of my pics from the night. Watch for video later.

The orchestrators (ba dum chh) of the event, David Bloom and Dylan Mattingly

The setup

Ready, aim...

Fire.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Saturday Night "In C" Jam Session

Saturday night, or, if you are reading this after I go to sleep, tonight, will be a different kind of jam. Show up, with or without your instrument, at the Parliament of Reality (the glowy fountain pond thing up by Fisher, for the six of you who haven't been kicked out of it by security after dark) at 6 pm tomorrow. You'll meet our buddies in Contemporaneous, who are extending an open invitation to play with them. The piece: Terry Riley's "In C."

Composed in 1964, "In C" is considered the first and greatest minimalist masterpiece. It's composed in 53 short, numbered sections; some are only one or two notes. With an endlessly repeating C serving as a metronome, musicians begin together playing section 1. At the time of your personal, individual decision, you move to section 2. Your neighbor moves a few seconds later, if she feels like it. Then, when you want, you move to section 3, and on and on until everyone ends up on section 53. Because each musician decides at a given time to move on, the piece can never be performed the same way twice.

Photo credit Jenna Galka

Pictured above: last year's "In C" jam in SMOG. Lasting an hour and two minutes, the session attracted many musicians outside of Contemporaneous and a crowded audience of several dozen. Tomorrow's, in the elements and the glow of the Parliament, is much, much bigger.

It will be followed by a performance of "Workers' Union," in which the rhythm is unison but the pitches are all relative to one line. People who want to play in this piece, which I'm told should be everyone, should come to a rehearsal at the Parliament at 4 pm.

Every performance of "In C," a one-page piece with very few different pitches, is absolutely inimitable. The one-time experience of that night's In C is a mosaic of the momentary fancies of each of its creators. From a small and tightly ordered little piece comes a chaotic experience that will be one of the coolest hours of your year.

So bring your instruments, your voices (speaking from a biased perspective, choir sections for In C are not to be scoffed at), or just your ears to the Parliament at 6. You'll have a blast.